10) You accidentally roll your hair up in the car window
9) You don't know you've done this until you open the car door and almost rip your head off your neck.
8) The hardest and most time consuming part of any triathlon is detangling your hair after the finish.
7) Every time you roll over in bed, you practically smother yourself in your sleep.
6) When you do a shoulder stand in yoga class, you pin yourself to the mat with your ponytail.
5) Your monthly budget for conditioner is equal to the gross national income of a small third world country.
4) French braiding your hair is interchangable with the P90-X "Arms and Shoulders" DVD.
3) You are regularly confused with Alanis Morissette and "Cousin It".
2) You are seriously considering becoming a super hero whose only wepon is her braid.
1) You cannot answer your cell phone without it getting stuck in your hair. (You may think that simply letting go of the phone will untangle it, but you'd be wrong. It would just dangle there, hitting you in the face like a tiny techno-hammer)
TOP THING TO DO WHEN YOUR HAIR IS TOO LONG:
Some kid is gonna get one hell of a wig!