More Helpful Advice from My 2 Year Old Nephew and 5 Year Old Neice:
Nephew: "I can play with this Spongebob ball but I can't watch his show."
Me: "Well, that sounds pretty reasonable."
Neice: "Spongebob is fresh! He says bad words and does all kinds of naughty things. I don't even know how he has time to do all those things, because he's probably always in time out."
Nephew: "I'm always in time out, too."